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[blackhourglass]

The last thing we need is your cute ass going back to jail. It's so much more fun to kick than to bail out.

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There are so many compliments here I don't even know what to do with em.

[blackhourglass]

The way I figured it, it was somewhere in the middle. Half n Half. Like the really good cream.

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That took me a whole minute. I thought it was another pop culture reference I wasn't getting.

[blackhourglass]

Sweet like cream? I'm going out on a limb and making things up. I hope I don't use too many pop culture references you don't know.

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Yeah I get it now, I'm just slow today, apparently. Or it's just the compliments throwing me off!

Hey, I need to learn eventually, right?

[blackhourglass]

I can stop complimenting you and start insulting you if that's better. 😜😜😜

You'll learn. I have no doubts. You're pretty damn good already, way better than Steve. He's like a lost puppy half the time.

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I might need one in there just to balance me out.

Pretty sure some of it was my programing.

[blackhourglass]

Let me think. Oh, that shirt you wore the other day? You had a hole in the armpit. It was a disaster. Check your clothes before you go out. There, done. That was difficult for me! You have no idea. You always look so damn good.

That makes sense. I remember having things poured into my head that I don't recall ever having learned. I know there were big things, but small too.

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Was there really a hole in the armpit??

It's the small things that really sneak up like that, you know? Anyway- pop culture references. I'd rather talk about those.

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Maybe. I had to think on my feet. I always find weird holes in older shirts. Drives me nuts.

Pop culture references. Let's see, there's a trend for retro things again. They're going back to vinyl records again. Then there's a trending thing out there called vegan concerts. I have never heard of such a thing, nor would I want to go to one. Why vegan? How can music be vegan?

Oh! Check this out 100 pop culture trends for September alone. Damn. Ogre-shaped soft pretzels? Hell yes.

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Now I'll have to check, just to be sure.

Vegan? I don't even know what that is.

I'm thoroughly confused- though I do like pretzels in any shape.

[blackhourglass]

You'll have to tell me the results.

It's this whole not eating animal products thing. I couldn't do it. I like my meat.

Oh! I like those big Halloween blow ups. We should get some. I don't know where we'll put them. This makes me wish I had a house. Maybe I'll put them on the roof.

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So you can insult me some more? No way ;)

Oh, I thought that was vegetarian. Yeah, there's no way I could do that.

Halloween blowups? Okay, I need to scroll more. Half of these things don't make a lick of sense to me.

[blackhourglass]

I won't insult you anymore. You were the one that didn't want any more compliments. That was the only reason I came up with anything different.

Vegan goes beyond vegetarian. Vegetarians don't eat meat. Vegans don't eat cheese, milk, eggs, none of that. It's rather crazy if you ask me. No cheese? How can someone live without a grilled cheese sandwich?

There are plenty of things that leave me clueless, but there are quite a few that had me laughing.

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I needed it! Now I feel all balanced out.

Oh... what?? That sounds like insanity if you ask me. There's no way I could live without cheese either. What do they put on pizza??? Blasphemy.

Work friendly beers? Can you imagine?

[blackhourglass]

I can't say anything positive or negative now. It's got to be all neutral. I'll try hard to keep the standard straight.

I don't know. You would have to put together some form of soy-cheese. I am not doing it. Just say no.

Trying really hard. I mean, why would you have work-friendly beer?

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Are you gonna be able to manage?

Soy-cheese? Sounds alien. I'm not doing it either.

Thor would love it.

[blackhourglass]

I have no idea. A comment might bubble out at any second. It's hard when you're so ---- Not saying anything, singing my abc's.

Alien. I think they might be the only ones who think it tastes good.

Thor would spend his entire time drinking and never work.

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You're pretty adorable, I hope you know.

We'll have to get Thor to try that too.

He'd probably have to drink 50 of them to even feel anything.

[blackhourglass]

If you compliment me. I should be able to compliment you. You do not get the unfair advantage, Mr. Barnes.

That would be funny. I don't think he'd like it. He is an alien, though.

Unless they let him bring his own beer, then the entire staff would be knocked out after one glass.

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Hey, I had to catch up. Totally fair.

It would be funny to all get together and see what he'll eat.

Even me, huh?

[blackhourglass]

Fine, Fine. You got me there. You get a few compliments in and an insult. I'll be counting.

That's too much, but now I want to do it. We can see what he'd like. I mean, Vegan is the weirdest diet. Pescatarians eat fish, and that's not too bad; vegetarians, I could handle, but taking out all animal products is so rude. I'd miss eggs, too. You can't even make a cake or cookies.

No, you'd be an exception. I could handle a few glasses, too. Not too much, but a couple at least.

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They're gonna be unexpected though. I can't just list them.

It would be the pizza for me. I can't live without it. Also burgers and cannolis. Everything good has meat and cheese.

What about Asgardian ale? Isn't that just what he drinks on the regular?

[blackhourglass]

I wasn't expecting you to suddenly spout off a compliment. I'm not that kind of woman. At least I hope you realize I'm not. I don't need a guy's compliment to feel decent about me.

Cannolies. Oh man. Now you're singing my language. Yum.

That's why I said you'd be an exception. You could keep with him. I can drink a couple. I'm not a lightweight, but his drinks are hardcore.