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[blackhourglass]

Maybe. I had to think on my feet. I always find weird holes in older shirts. Drives me nuts.

Pop culture references. Let's see, there's a trend for retro things again. They're going back to vinyl records again. Then there's a trending thing out there called vegan concerts. I have never heard of such a thing, nor would I want to go to one. Why vegan? How can music be vegan?

Oh! Check this out 100 pop culture trends for September alone. Damn. Ogre-shaped soft pretzels? Hell yes.

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Now I'll have to check, just to be sure.

Vegan? I don't even know what that is.

I'm thoroughly confused- though I do like pretzels in any shape.

[blackhourglass]

You'll have to tell me the results.

It's this whole not eating animal products thing. I couldn't do it. I like my meat.

Oh! I like those big Halloween blow ups. We should get some. I don't know where we'll put them. This makes me wish I had a house. Maybe I'll put them on the roof.

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So you can insult me some more? No way ;)

Oh, I thought that was vegetarian. Yeah, there's no way I could do that.

Halloween blowups? Okay, I need to scroll more. Half of these things don't make a lick of sense to me.

[blackhourglass]

I won't insult you anymore. You were the one that didn't want any more compliments. That was the only reason I came up with anything different.

Vegan goes beyond vegetarian. Vegetarians don't eat meat. Vegans don't eat cheese, milk, eggs, none of that. It's rather crazy if you ask me. No cheese? How can someone live without a grilled cheese sandwich?

There are plenty of things that leave me clueless, but there are quite a few that had me laughing.

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I needed it! Now I feel all balanced out.

Oh... what?? That sounds like insanity if you ask me. There's no way I could live without cheese either. What do they put on pizza??? Blasphemy.

Work friendly beers? Can you imagine?

[blackhourglass]

I can't say anything positive or negative now. It's got to be all neutral. I'll try hard to keep the standard straight.

I don't know. You would have to put together some form of soy-cheese. I am not doing it. Just say no.

Trying really hard. I mean, why would you have work-friendly beer?

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Are you gonna be able to manage?

Soy-cheese? Sounds alien. I'm not doing it either.

Thor would love it.

[blackhourglass]

I have no idea. A comment might bubble out at any second. It's hard when you're so ---- Not saying anything, singing my abc's.

Alien. I think they might be the only ones who think it tastes good.

Thor would spend his entire time drinking and never work.

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You're pretty adorable, I hope you know.

We'll have to get Thor to try that too.

He'd probably have to drink 50 of them to even feel anything.

[blackhourglass]

If you compliment me. I should be able to compliment you. You do not get the unfair advantage, Mr. Barnes.

That would be funny. I don't think he'd like it. He is an alien, though.

Unless they let him bring his own beer, then the entire staff would be knocked out after one glass.

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Hey, I had to catch up. Totally fair.

It would be funny to all get together and see what he'll eat.

Even me, huh?

[blackhourglass]

Fine, Fine. You got me there. You get a few compliments in and an insult. I'll be counting.

That's too much, but now I want to do it. We can see what he'd like. I mean, Vegan is the weirdest diet. Pescatarians eat fish, and that's not too bad; vegetarians, I could handle, but taking out all animal products is so rude. I'd miss eggs, too. You can't even make a cake or cookies.

No, you'd be an exception. I could handle a few glasses, too. Not too much, but a couple at least.

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They're gonna be unexpected though. I can't just list them.

It would be the pizza for me. I can't live without it. Also burgers and cannolis. Everything good has meat and cheese.

What about Asgardian ale? Isn't that just what he drinks on the regular?

[blackhourglass]

I wasn't expecting you to suddenly spout off a compliment. I'm not that kind of woman. At least I hope you realize I'm not. I don't need a guy's compliment to feel decent about me.

Cannolies. Oh man. Now you're singing my language. Yum.

That's why I said you'd be an exception. You could keep with him. I can drink a couple. I'm not a lightweight, but his drinks are hardcore.

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I know you don't. This has absolutely nothing to do with that. Or do you give me compliments cause you think I need them to feel decent about me?

You ever had an authentic cannoli before?

Listen, I'd drink enough to keep up with everyone.

[blackhourglass]

Hell no. You get compliments because I fucking like you James Barnes. You get them because I spout off at the mouth about how I feel when I'm around you like an idiot. It happens occasionally. I actually act like a woman who has a crush.

I have been to Italy; it was pretty good there. I don't know if that makes it authentic though.

I want to see this. We should do this drinking party with Thor.

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A woman with a crush, huh. Well it looks good on you.

Pretty suer that makes it very authentic. I've only had the ones in Brooklyn and Little Italy.

Think he'd be into that?

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Does it? Oh man, there he goes, a compliment that I don't know how to react to .

I haven't had them in either of those places. Maybe you should take me so I can compare. We can do a taste of Italy, New York style.

I have no idea. I really don't know him all that well.