With that decision made, Clint calls his favourite local pizza shop and places an order. Natasha can eat with the best of them, but he makes sure to get her a salad as well, just in case she wants something resembling a vegetable in her meal. Once he finishes, he realises that he'll need to at least put pants on to answer the door, and he pouts over at Natasha, his girlfriend.

"Why is it culturally frowned upon to answer the door naked for deliveries?" he asks, coming over to lie back down on the bed, arms behind his head. "Like, I just want to pay for my pizza and not put on pants. Is that too much to ask for?"