"Oh, I thought he was finally dating Barnes. I'm actually really surprised that he's with Sharon since she was flirting with me right before we got together, but I'm pretty sure it would have been hate sex. She's always told me she has no idea why all of SHIELD's talented intelligent women are into a guy like me," honestly, if Clint didn't know it was mostly about his big dick, he would wonder too. He kind of still does with Natasha, since he knows it can't be all about his dick.

"It's not whatever I want, Tasha, it's whatever you want. All I care about is you being my wife at the end of the day. I just wanna make your dreams come true, babe." Even if all they do is grab two random passerbys to sign the paperwork, that's fine with him. "But I think maybe you shouldn't wear any underwear. and maybe a nice short skirt, so that I can get my hand under it while we ride the tunnel of love."

He presses a soft, sweet kiss to her lips and nods, "You are a person. Ever since I first laid eyes on you, I knew that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you. And I know it's been up and down, but I've always known your heart, even when you didn't."